Monday, September 24, 2007

It's th Pr0gester0ne

My breasts are huge.
(it's the pr0gester0ne).

My breasts are tender.
(it's the pr0gester0ne).

I'm urinating frequently.
(It's all the water I've been drinking)

and the urine smells funky
(it's the pr0gester0ne).

The past few days, I've felt jabbing pains on the left side of my lower abdomen.
(it's indigestion).

And now I have a dull ache in the same place.
(must have pulled a muscle).

And I was sooo dizzy yesterday
(it's the pr0gester0ne).

And I got soooo nauseous last night.
(it's the pr0gester0ne).

And I am going insane...
(it's the pr0gester0ne).


serenity said...

Hang in there hon... almost there. The 2ww is truly horrid. May the days pass quickly for you...

My Reality said...

Pr0gester0ne is one of the worst, most evil drugs in the whole fertility cocktail. Hang in there, the wait is almost over.

Knock Me Up said...

OMG! That is so the way it is. I still blame everything on proge.sterone and I'm not even on it. It's just that bad!!!

Hang on, you're almost to beta.

Bea said...

Damn that progesterone. I've said it before, and I'll say it many, many more times, because that's how vehemently I feel it. Damn it indeed.