Mama comes up to me yesterday.
She hugs me tight, and looks up at me, her face all serious.
"Nica," she asks me, "I don't remember -- when's the last time I had sex?"
Um. (Did I mention my husband is RIGHT THERE?)
Um.
"Mama, I think you only had it once -- when you made H."
Mama looks at H carefully.
"Maybe you're right..." Then she turns her face so H cannot see her expression.
And scrunches up her face.
And giggles.
And pulls my ear down to whisper...
"I have sex LOTS MORE after that..."
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Your poor husband!
Oh that is too funny! Things like this keep each day interesting.
Your MIL is great, the things she comes out with sometimmes!
Bea
Nica your MIL is priceless. I'll burst out laughing at some of her "mama-isms" and my DH will look at me like I'm insane.
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